Ceant  

An irish way to make a non polite word acceptable in everyday conversation. This is used in the word 'feck' to make F*ck conversationally acceptable. Ceant is used instead of C*nt. Although the correct use of the word is a term used to mean vagina, it is used in its adjusted format to humourously describe a male in a derogatory sence. can be affectionatly used amongst freinds to approve of their mates charlatan ways.

That Guy over there is a right Ceant. or (amongst freinds) your some Ceant dumping you girlfreind by text while bedding her freind. Pronounced using the gaelic language as: Connt

Ceant by Galway ross February 10, 2008

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

cant be arsed 

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

cant be arsed by Emma March 30, 2004

I cant read 

Yes you can you liar

You : I cant read
Me : Yes you can

I cant read by *enter generic name* August 25, 2018

Cantanta

Cantanta is a singing group that I am forced to go to by my mum

Ellie: You doing anything later?

Rebecca: Yeah, I’m going to Cantanta.

Cantanta by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019

Tim Canterbury 

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005

cant wife a hoe 

The fact that once a hoe always a hoe. You cant expect to date/marry a hoe and they wont go behind your back to do someone else.

Mary:John's girlfriend is fucking five other guys.
Brooklyn: Cant wife a hoe.

cant wife a hoe by Mellowmuttxx0 April 18, 2010