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Ceant

An irish way to make a non polite word acceptable in everyday conversation. This is used in the word 'feck' to make F*ck conversationally acceptable. Ceant is used instead of C*nt. Although the correct use of the word is a term used to mean vagina, it is used in its adjusted format to humourously describe a male in a derogatory sence. can be affectionatly used amongst freinds to approve of their mates charlatan ways.
That Guy over there is a right Ceant. or (amongst freinds) your some Ceant dumping you girlfreind by text while bedding her freind. Pronounced using the gaelic language as: Connt
by Galway ross February 10, 2008
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broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place
Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.
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The fact that once a hoe always a hoe. You cant expect to date/marry a hoe and they wont go behind your back to do someone else.
Mary:John's girlfriend is fucking five other guys.
Brooklyn: Cant wife a hoe.
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