Definitions by AlphaMikeFox2

Cavacocktard

A person who is a retarded cockwomble yet is cavalier about his/her intelligence and or ability.

How does Peter keep getting promoted at work? He’s a moronic jerk off—In fact, he’s a straight up cavacocktard.

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Look at this dirtbag, with his dumb beard and duct tape shoes looking all Hobonic and shit.

Hobonic by AlphaMikeFox2 January 28, 2018

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