2 definitions by AlphaMikeFox2

A person who is a retarded cockwomble yet is cavalier about his/her intelligence and or ability.
How does Peter keep getting promoted at work? He’s a moronic jerk off—In fact, he’s a straight up cavacocktard.
by AlphaMikeFox2 February 7, 2018
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The state of being a hobo.
Look at this dirtbag, with his dumb beard and duct tape shoes looking all Hobonic and shit.
by AlphaMikeFox2 January 27, 2018
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