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Cave Update

An update that somehow makes Minecraft caves more interesting or gives people a reason to go underground more often since recent updates have lead to people not needing to go mining. For example, they updated how the villager economy works and made it so enchanted diamond tools are much more accessible via weaponsmithing villagers.

This is the most voted for idea on the Minecraft Feedback website and was created in 2018. Despite this, Mojang still hasn't implemented it into Minecraft or officially announced its soon arrival.

Most people don't know that the idea of a cave update was mainly from ibxtoycat and became much bigger than him. Some may say that they are not implementing a cave update partially because ibxtoycat started the idea. Some people at Mojang don't like ibxtoycat because when the Minecraft Marketplace came out, he was heavily against it because of them pushing people to use microtransactions.

Even though this idea has been around since 2018, it is still a very popular idea today and would be very appreciated by Minecraft Players if it was implemented in the future.
Ibxtoycat early/mid 2019: WE NEED A CAVE UPDATE!!!!
Cave Update by EnderStarr22 June 1, 2020

Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have
friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update

Cave Update Syndrome 

Wanting something so much that you send hate mail just because it differs of what you expected for it to be.
When Mojang released Buzzy Bees update, fans had a severe case of Cave Update Syndrome.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008