Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have

friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 12, 2020

Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs

Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Nitwit

A fucktard villager in minecraft that can never get a job and cant breed

Barce4Life88:Hey i see a green villager im gonna trade with it
Whackingdom:That's a nitwit kill that piece of shit!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019

Ford

The Greatest Car company ever.

*2028*
My friend:Yo check out my new chevy!
Me:*Smashes Window*GET A FORD. EXPERIENCE GREATNESS.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 18, 2019

Plastic

Good food invented for the turtles

Turtle No. 1: "Hey you should eat this stuff, it's good."
Turtle No. 2: "Why what is it?"
Turtle No. 1: "The humans call it plastic. Some good stuff."
Turtle No. 2: "Ok, I'll try some."
Both turtles died

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Hokay

Instead of saying "Okay",you say "Hokay"

Bald Guy Mutters
Bald Guy:I FORBID YOU TO TAKE ANOTHER STEP DOWN THESE STAIRS
Decent Guy:Hokay
The Decent Guy Runs To The Side,Then Lands Headfirst On A Table,Breaking It
Decent Guy:HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!!!!!!!!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 10, 2019

fortnite

a game that real fucktards play

Me:YoU StIlL PlAy FoRtNiTe?
Him:YeAh
Me:YoUrE A FuCkTaRd

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 12, 2019