18 definitions by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88

Nitwit

A fucktard villager in minecraft that can never get a job and cant breed

Barce4Life88:Hey i see a green villager im gonna trade with it
Whackingdom:That's a nitwit kill that piece of shit!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019

Mesa

A.K.A. Badlands,It's this mesa-like biome with red sand everywhere and gold is found at higher elevations

Whackingdom:Dude,I found A mesa.It looks big
Barce4Life88:Hokay
Whackingdom:Dude you even know what a mesa is?
Barce4Life88:Nope
Whackingdom:A MeSa Is A FrIcKiN DeSeRt YoU FuCkTaRd

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 10, 2019

Ford

The Greatest Car company ever.

*2028*
My friend:Yo check out my new chevy!
Me:*Smashes Window*GET A FORD. EXPERIENCE GREATNESS.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 18, 2019

Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have

friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 12, 2020

Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs

Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

IP Ban

When you act like a real fuktard and then the host bans you with your IP Address.

Me: STOP FUCKING CAMPING OR GET BANNED.
f-tard: WhAt YoU GoNnA Do AbOuT It?
Killfeed:"qwerty55 has been IP Banned
f:tard:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
f-tard:UNBAN ME RIGHT NOWWW!!!*sob*

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019

Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.

"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020