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living causes death 

1) A health or medical study that shows that a living person has a 100% of dying at some point in their life.

2) A reaction to a health or medical study that shows some substance causes illness.

3) Everything has some kind of consequence. Suck it up and deal with it!
First thing I learned in med-school was living causes death.

Root Causes Tour 

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.
Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!
Root Causes Tour by BigEd129 June 11, 2021

natural causes 

Bullshit explanation of death given for very old people.
Son: What did gramps die of?

Dad: He died of natural causes.

Son: Yeah, right.
natural causes by dogbreath34 March 4, 2015

Vaccine Causes Autism

This is a method for a person named “Karen” to say for an accuse for not taking the vaccine of COVID-19 or Etc it is pretty known on Twitter and Facebook + The Meme World.
Karen: THE VACCINE CAUSES AUTISM DONT TAKE IT MY CHILD TOOK Employee: Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
Vaccine Causes Autism by Α January 12, 2022
(pronounced coe-SEH-see, adjective)
extremely annoying and attention seeking
they're so causesy
causesy by juno_irl September 18, 2021

what causes appendix to burst 

In some moderation, the appendix makes your poop hard, the infection will cause good bacteria, when the poop gets stuck in your abdomen or anus, the pinworm will stay in your belly, soon after that, the pinworm causes fluid or mucus inside your anus, the fluid and mucus causes your appendix to burst, soon after that, the poo will get soft and it may cause diarrhoea or constipation, and the poo will get soft any minute, and the pinworm starts to die, and the appendix will burst.
What causes appendix to burst is a sad story.