caught on 

in the act of trying to defend a pass in football, the player your defending catches the ball directly over you

Rabi got caught on trying to stick youssef in the parking lot

caught on by Youssef May 12, 2006

Caught on the Crapper 

When someone catches you masturbating on the toilet or when semen is found on the toilet seat.

Boy: Hey you wanna go see a movie with me and Beth?

Friend: No, I can't.

Boy: Why not?

Friend: I got caught on the crapper.

Caught on the Crapper by Lolerskates96 June 1, 2010

caught on voicemail 

A situation where a conversation not meant to be heard by a third party is recorded on voicemail or answering machine, due to one participant dialling a number (perhaps unintentionally) and forgetting to hang up after the call was not answered. The voicemail then activates and records the conversation. The person, on whose voicemail the conversation was recorded, can then listen to the conversation he/she was not meant to hear, and if necessary, provide it as evidence.
Such voice messages are often of poor sound quality, due to cell phone being placed in a pocket or purse, but often can be clear enough for the listener to extract the main idea.

Kate: So, I've heard you're going out with Adam? That's just two days after I broke up with him!?
Lana: Ahm... ... Who told you?
Kate: I heard your whole conversation with Carol on my voicemail. You called me, and must have forgotten to hang up after I didn't answer.
Lana: F***! I can't believe it got caught on voicemail!

caught on voicemail by Alexinho09 September 28, 2009

caught on ring 

Video footage caught on those smart doorbells you see around.

"Hey bro, did you hear about Diego? He's back in the pen..... robbery or some shiz"
"no way, how they catch his fat ass?"
"apparently he was outside some apartment and set off the motion sensing doorbell, he was caught on ring"
"daaaayyyyummmmm..... well at least i can smash his sister now"

caught on ring by King Chod September 2, 2020

caught on the job 

when one is thrashing away like a mad monkey.... (furiously masturbating) and not being in a state of awareness to anything going on around you. Which can leave you open to been caught on the job by a family member, friend, lover, unsuspecting civilian etc..

awwww man i was thrashin well bad the other day when i was caught on the job by some random person walking by.

caught on the job by howler monkey September 23, 2005

Caught on the Fumble

When someone is supposed to be listening to another person's conversation, when really they are thinking of something else (often of something innapropriate of the conversation itself), and are asked a certain question relative to the topic you were supposed to be listening to. that causes you to draw a big, huge blank.

When you come up with a quick, sudden distraction to avoid having to actually answer the question (and thus look like an idiot and/or get in trouble), the name for that action is to Dodge the Fumble or dodging the fumble.

Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) Dodged the fumble there, John...

Caught on the Fumble by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009

caught on ring 

Video footage caught on those smart doorbells you see around.

"Hey bro, did you hear about Diego? He's back in the pen..... robbery or some shiz"
"no way, how they catch his fat ass?"
"apparently he was outside some apartment and set off the motion sensing doorbell, he was caught on ring"
"daaaayyyyummmmm..... well at least i can smash his sister now"

caught on ring by King Chod September 2, 2020