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Caudle'd 

To get fucked into something you don't want to do... also referred to as character building exercises
Bro I just got caudle'd so hard
Caudle'd by Caudle'd July 3, 2018
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Candle dick 

Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.
The girl got her wish after she blew out her candle dick.
Candle dick by Gary B May 22, 2003

Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy 

A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.
"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"

"I know! He's a total Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy!"

captain candle day 

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

Delaware Candle-lit dinner 

Inserting a lit candle into the anus and proceeding with oral pleasure.
Nothing like mowing the lawn after a Delaware candle-lit dinner.”
-Kal

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.
“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

Detroit Candle 

Buring car on side of road, usually of domestic origins.
Chaz:I heard Joe owed you 30 bones??

Tim: Yea and he ain't paid up, so I turned his Duce and a Quarter into a Detroit Candle!!!
Detroit Candle by chaz714 November 16, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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