Cauc-Asian 

White (caucasian) Dad to a Chinese adopted son/daughter.

My Dad likes to call himself a “cauc-asian” because I’m Asian and he’s Caucasian.

Cauc-Asian by juuliquent November 30, 2020

Cauc-asian 

A white guy with Asian features

Jack: Are you sure your not asian?

Seb: No me no asian

Jack: Wow your majorly Cauc-asian

Cauc-asian by monkeygambling April 9, 2011

Cauc-Asian 

A child born with one Caucasian parent and one Asian parent.

On her school form for ethnicity Maya checked both the White and Asian boxes because she is a Cauc-Asian.

Cauc-Asian by Iggy10 September 7, 2018

caucasian salsa 

Original Mayonnaise that is hot to white people

Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy

caucasian salsa by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018

Caucasianly Challenged 

Any minority group, who does not receive any white man privileges

Tyrone and Leroy go to the 7-11 to get grape Swicher Sweets, and get followed all the way home by the local 5-0 , because they are Caucasianly Challenged

Caucasianly Challenged by I Have a Pepsi Problem March 16, 2020

Caucasian Falls 

A nickname of a city in Northeast Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls, because of it's sundown town orientation. Historically, it has blocked African Americans and other minorities from living within their city limits. Proud of it's white heritage, not one person has black *friends* in the plural, typically just 'that one' from way back when that they pull out of their ass when it's convenient to prove that they arent racist, but at the same time will ask a 'black' person, "Why is it that you people....?"

see definition of Cuyahoga Falls

the case of Cuyahoga Falls vs. Buckeye "The name Caucasian Falls was commonplace"

Caucasian Falls by Truthinthehouseo'lies June 12, 2012

Early Onset Caucasia 

Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.

Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.

Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.

Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!

NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.

FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.

- Becky Snow

Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.

Early Onset Caucasia by Becky Snow April 28, 2021