Catut

The best friend in the world .
-Cocoș

You are catut

by Cocoloș June 7, 2021

Cattergies

Allergies, but pertaining only to cats.

Man. I love hanging out at Sam's, but ever since she got a cat, I can't. My cattergies are just acting up too much.

by B_jammin1499 June 3, 2020

Caputa

Caputa: Italian for ‘go fuck yourself’ as translated by beetlejuice.

-Hey beetlejuice, you speak Italian?
-yeah, caputa
-caputa, what does that mean?
-it means go fuck yourself

by Soft serve ice March 1, 2020

Stercus caput

Latin for shithead. Used when trying to insult a more intelligent person than you, hoping they do not understand what you have just called them, making them feel less intelligent.

Man1- Excuse me, do you know who you're talking to?
Man2- Stercus Caput.
Man1- (looks puzzled)
Man2- (walks off)

by JMUK July 17, 2012

Cattack

Verb. A cat-like attack, ie: When someone sporadically runs up/pounces someone, then casually walks away.

Similar to the hugtackle, just more crafty.

"She cattacked me on the way to the kitchen!"

by Atalaya December 25, 2007

catthink

A state of mind characterized by a deep state of calm and pervasive detachment.

For sometime now I’ve been learning about Buddhism from my cat, Fluffmonster, whose catthink serves as a desirable model.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

Anti-Catite

A person who actively participates in prejudice against, hatred of, or discrimination against cats. Often spread anti-cat propaganda and are not interested in the well-being of felines.

JERRY: Kramer, it's just a cat.
KRAMER: Yeah, and you're an Anti-Catite.....
JERRY: I am not an Anti-Catite!
KRAMER: YOU'RE A RABID ANTI-CATITE!!!

by Burkilonious March 4, 2015