The most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever ask for :) shes kind, funny and stunning. she's the reason i smile for no reason and the song that i dance to sporadically :P it doesnt matter if shes miles away or right next to you, she will love you all the same. A Lauren Catterall is compassionate, caring and loving. she is loyal, trustworthy and god do you miss her when you dont see her for months on end. she makes you laugh, cry and smile. and above all, she will always been mine :)

lauren catterall, the best girlfriend ever to grace my life

Lauren Catterall by Bournemouth2k12 March 10, 2013

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Catterall

To stretch a woman's vagina with a using both fists

"I heard she got catteralled" "yeh it was me i got my head in to"

Catterall by Shazrimjob December 14, 2013

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catteralled

when you go out drinking and get so shit faced that you wake up on lidl car park with a johnny hanging out of your bum.

I've had a really rough week at work, gonna go out on Friday and get totally Catteralled.

catteralled by busterbumpipe October 9, 2023

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Kylie Cantrall

Talented Youtube and Disney star who has an good sense of style and has also released singles such as “Feelin Some Kinda Way” and “That’s What Im Talkin’ Bout”.

friend: kylie cantrall has done such much and inspired so many things and people at such an young age. I see a bright future ahead of her.

Kylie Cantrall by rodrick rules April 20, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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