by Shazrimjob December 14, 2013
The most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever ask for :) shes kind, funny and stunning. she's the reason i smile for no reason and the song that i dance to sporadically :P it doesnt matter if shes miles away or right next to you, she will love you all the same. A Lauren Catterall is compassionate, caring and loving. she is loyal, trustworthy and god do you miss her when you dont see her for months on end. she makes you laugh, cry and smile. and above all, she will always been mine :)
by Bournemouth2k12 March 10, 2013
when you go out drinking and get so shit faced that you wake up on lidl car park with a johnny hanging out of your bum.
by busterbumpipe October 9, 2023