Wow, Catrino has a massive cock
by Real Scientist October 31, 2018
Get the Catrino mug.An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.
At least it's not el enredo
At least it's not el enredo
"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!
"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"
"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."
"GETHIM"
"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"
"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."
"GETHIM"
by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013
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The kind of girl who has fought real bullshit adversity and still smiles.
She will have the most beautiful eyes and a smile that lights up a room.
A goddess to worship, a treasure to cherish and the most trusted of loyal friends.
A person that is truly divine
She will have the most beautiful eyes and a smile that lights up a room.
A goddess to worship, a treasure to cherish and the most trusted of loyal friends.
A person that is truly divine
by Monkeypup May 31, 2017
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You are cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. You like to have several lines of effort going at once. You are a good talker and promoter and seldom worry over anything. At times, you can be impatient, and impulsive. You have the ability to bring an idea to completion. You can express yourself joyously and constructively. You might be psychic, but not know it.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Creative and outgoing, you are always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities, especially before audience. You are very flexible and likes to feel appreciated. You are looking for chances to mix with others socially and to communicate his ideas. You like to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for you is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers. The high creative force can lead you either to happiness or unhappiness. If you understand your goals, if you can make major decisions in life and follow it directly and straight up without worry and uncertainty, you are able to achieve great heights.
You are cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. You like to have several lines of effort going at once. You are a good talker and promoter and seldom worry over anything. At times, you can be impatient, and impulsive. You have the ability to bring an idea to completion. You can express yourself joyously and constructively. You might be psychic, but not know it.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Creative and outgoing, you are always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities, especially before audience. You are very flexible and likes to feel appreciated. You are looking for chances to mix with others socially and to communicate his ideas. You like to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for you is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers. The high creative force can lead you either to happiness or unhappiness. If you understand your goals, if you can make major decisions in life and follow it directly and straight up without worry and uncertainty, you are able to achieve great heights.
Hi, my name is Catrina.
by Glitterngluemom January 17, 2017
Get the Catrina mug.A beautiful girl, who doesn't trust easily. She is unique and if you don't like her, who cares? She doesn't! But, if she doesn't like you, watch out! She doesn't care what people think of her, and takes a while to get to know. Once you know her, she is the best friend you'll ever have. Lots of fun and up for anything, this girl is amazing in bed. She puts in 150% into the things she loves and is the best girlfriend you could have. Even though she's majorly hot, she's also smart although you'd never tell by looking at her. She loves to use big words, and to confuse people with them. She also likes scaring people, having her own opinion and dying her hair. This girl is one that you definately want to get to know.
'Damn, that girl is fine!'
'Oh, she must be a catrin.'
'I wish I was as pretty as Catrin!'
'That girl is perfect.'
'Yeah, she's a Catrin!'
'Oh, she must be a catrin.'
'I wish I was as pretty as Catrin!'
'That girl is perfect.'
'Yeah, she's a Catrin!'
by fataliee. September 24, 2011
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Get the cariño mug.El Catrin Originates from the Mexican board game “ lotterias” It is one of the characters symbolizing a well dressed man with sophistication and high class. This man symbolizes A man’s man. A man that keeps his word and does not fold under pressure. He is very charismatic and will be the kind of man that you would have as your best man at your wedding. When you first talk to him or you first meet him you would think he is a very simple man and not very deep. But be careful , because he uses that to allow you to get closer I will hes analyzing you. He is a best friend you could ever have and literally worst enemy you could ever trust he will start that unit to make sure your touch leason
El catrin verdadero
by Mmvinda March 8, 2019
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