Definitions by PandaBear000

caressed by the devil 

opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.

"Oh my god, I was caressed by the devil last night. It wasn't pretty."

caressed by the devil by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

touched by an angel 

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

"Thank God I was touched by an angel."

touched by an angel by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011