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Caressea 

A woman who makes Aphrodite herself look like a slut. Her magnificence and beautiy make Earth look like a rusty rock with no radiance or color. She can make anyones depressing world change to fucking amazing happy-go-lucky. She maybe loud, but she is full of life.
Hey, that's Caressea, the I swear she is vibrant and randiant light looks like darkness.
Caressea by MastrOfDisastr1 July 17, 2011
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A whirlwind of a dramatic being. One who is sensitive, yet strong. They are loyal, protective, and caring for their friends and families. Caressa's tend to form extremely small tight-knit groups or bonds with people. They have a hard time trusting those around them at first, but once you prove yourself worthy they will forever adore you. Shy at first, then outgoing and childish after. Good luck.
Man, you are acting like a Caressa!
Caressa by RedHarlowKat December 19, 2014
A girl who is ratchet, but EXTREMELY FUNNY and cute. A really good friend and very trustworthy.
An amazing girl who makes me smile every time you see her. When she's gone you realized that you need to talk to her more.
Really good at singing, and looks cute in glasses and her hair tied in a bun. A person loved by everyone.
Gives really good advice when you need it. Sweeps you off your feet with that smile.
She is just cute, funny, caring, adorable, and beautiful.
OMG WHO DAT?

OH DATS CARESSE YO.
Caresse by FAVRATCH May 10, 2013
One of the most amazing people in the world. Will do anything for the ones she loves. Veryy cute and amazingly beautiful. Skilled at anything she tries.
Im so perfect you can call me Caressa.
The word caresse is a mixture of the names Carlos and Jesse. Caresse is always there for you and when you are sad she will be there for you
Hey caresse

Hey what's wrong
Oh nothing

Hey you can tell me
Caresse by Raven racer November 29, 2016

caressence  

{noun} the distinctive atmosphere or quality that seems to surround and be generated by a person, place, or thing.
The french fry had a salty caressence to it.

caressed by the devil 

opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.
"Oh my god, I was caressed by the devil last night. It wasn't pretty."
caressed by the devil by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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