Catlow 

An alcoholic who’s gone too far and can not be brought back to the light.

Whats wrong with Janes husband?
Oh, sorry to say dear jed but.... he’s catlow....

Catlow by maggotinfestedfck June 23, 2020

Catlow 

The don.
the cat don.
he has 2 succulent nipples that taste of pizza with your best topping.

His asswhole is never to be tampered with or all kinds of calamity will go down.

hey catlow i want your nipples, as i am hungry

Catlow by ihadfomasnhdjm May 25, 2011

Cab Calloway 

The inventor of swag

"Hi de hi de hi de hi"

-Cab Calloway

Cab Calloway by Whistle&flute October 13, 2013

catlock 

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

catlock by Erin Jordan June 14, 2008

catloaf 

A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. More specifically, laying with all four paws tucked under the body. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick. The Catloaf is not to be mistaken for a monorail, which is similar, except that the cat's head would be laying down, chin on floor.

*My cat is sitting with all four paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is sitting Catloaf style, with all four paws under his body.

catloaf by melissa*f March 31, 2008

catpower 

A mystical type of power that cats have.

I watched her move and realized that she must have some kind of catpower!

catpower by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Catloaf 

A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick.

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*My Cat is laying with all his paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is laying in the shape of a catloaf, he has all four paws under his body.

Catloaf by melissa*f January 4, 2009