Cahlow

"damn smexy dude. someone you would never want to let go. he is a smart, awesome, and loyal friend. he knows how to cheer people up even if he cant cheer himself up at times.LOVES to eat. but still able to be skinny and the fastest thing you see on the field. You are a very special girl to be able to find a cahlow <3"

Anna: omg! is that cahlow?
Joanne: eeeekk! it is! he's so smexy X)
Anna and Joanne: <333333333

Cahlow by Neroahc February 28, 2010

Cab Calloway 

The inventor of swag

"Hi de hi de hi de hi"

-Cab Calloway

Cab Calloway by Whistle&flute October 13, 2013

Calow 

A person who is amazing, fantastic and beautiful. A true legend. A calow should be treated with respect and admiration by others at all times.

You have to love her, she's a Calow.

Calow by Anonymous_2408 September 22, 2012

Monte Carlo [mohn-tay cah-low] 

Noun

1. Biscuit

2. Stress Relief

3. Popular party trick

4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.

"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.

"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.

"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.

"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.

Monte Carlo [mohn-tay cah-low] by Henry III May 26, 2014

Calloway 

The best boyfriend a girl could ask for! A Calloway is handsome, kind, caring, and funny. He is truly perfect

Girl: my boyfriend is Calloway!

Girl 2: wow your so lucky!

Calloway by Emily white May 24, 2013

chlown 

A cartoon that is used to make fun of ridiculously large asian people.

Me:Dude you're a Cholwn
Tony Kim: What the chuck is a chlown?
Me: You, you dumbass.

chlown by Mr. Poontastic33 March 3, 2007

chalowned 

to get totaly destroyed, to be vaporised, to dissapear

the space ship was chalowned after getting hit by a nuclear bomb and a lazer beam.

chalowned by brenterboy noslen October 22, 2008