Catfaucet

One of the best cats ever. All he does is drink water from a faucet and yet is one of the best cats on the internet. Usually used in any situation, with its gif. It's very monochromatic.

Joe: Ever heard of catfaucet? I swear, even though its just a gif, It's such a popular cat!
Joe II: What the fuck are you talking about?

Catfaucet by draconiuss October 29, 2026

cataumet 

A little town on Cape Cod where all people do is fish, enjoy their ice cream from Summerset Creamery, swim in Buzzards Bay, and sit in the hammock. Pretty much, the best place in the world. =)

"My summer in Cataumet was the best summer of my life."

cataumet by **Summergirl** December 27, 2008

catsauce 

a fictional substance that is composed of feline characteristics within a slightly viscous liquid.

"Oh, Catsauce!" -used as a swear (similar to hogwash )

Bill: "Hey, how are you, Fred?"
Fred: "You know, life is just catsauce"

-used by Fred to indicate to Bill that he opposes small talk and that Bill really doesn't care how he is.

catsauce by The Real Duplicity June 23, 2010

catfacery 

The devious but non-harmful tricks played on other internet users or MMO players. Usually preformed by griefers or trolls, but sometimes by just people in good taste. More complex ones may be done by script kiddies.

(In a game of tf2)
Player 1: Why does our entire team consist of sandvich heavies?
Player 2: :3
Player 1: Enough of this catfacery.

(In Chatroulette)
*You see stranger's feed as a copy of yourself*
Stranger: :3
You: -_- *nexted*

catfacery by Noeda May 25, 2010

Catfaced 

When a man has a woman's pussy on his face.

Yo man. Charles got catfaced like crazy last night

Catfaced by LoganTheCreatorOfWords August 5, 2017

catface 

When someone uses the 'cat face' emoticon ":3" at a time when it's not really appropriate, much to the annoyance of the people receiving the text.

Example 1:
Joe (texting): Hey man, do you think you'll be able to pick me up after the show?
Ricardo (texting back): :3
Dave (to Joe): Looks like you just got catfaced.

Example 2:
Joe: Hey, want to go out for a beer later on?
Ricardo: :3
Joe: Yeah, that doesn't help me.

catface by thebeardedblacksmith February 12, 2013

Catfaced 

When you're tricked into thinking someone is more attractive than they really are due to a quarantine face mask or other partial face covering.

Man, the girl at the park had such beautiful eyes I had to ask her out. When I met her again without her mask, it turns out I got catfaced.

Catfaced by Granoladuude June 13, 2020