cum-faucet

when someone is such an asshole that they get no game, and sit in the shower for hours each day and masturbates. the steady stream of jizz is thick enough to replace the water.

Andru Wong is such a cum-faucet- he spits no game and showers for literally 3 hours a day. Loser.

by pissedgirl12 December 25, 2010

cum faucet

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

by scratchy2868 June 02, 2015

Cum Faucet

When you cum in someone's throat and the cum then leaks out of their nose, like a runny faucet.

"Yeah dude I totally turned Jacqueline into a cum faucet the other day!"

by JBridgR April 01, 2020