catalyzer 

1. a person who proactively helps another person do something they want, which the wanting person could not or would not do on their own
2. someone who causes or accelerates something desirable to occur for another person or persons, which would have either occurred slowly or not at all
3. an individual who sees someone else is not achieving their potential and gets dynamically involved in the person's life to help them improve it

John : I decided not to post that video of the song I wrote on Youtube. It was pretty bad. I didn't want to be criticism bombed. I should stop wasting my time huh?
Jennifer : You're not and that's why I posted it for you. You've gotten 10,000 hits and almost everyone loves it. I do.
John : * silent for a moment, then with a slightly teary voice * - sniff - thank god you're a catalyzer.

Carrie struggled to get Mr. Big to commit to her, but her friend's Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda were always ready to act as catalyzer's, and bring the two together.

David is having a very hard time finding his path in life, but he hopes someday he will meet a catalyzer, who can help him open the doors he struggles to open alone.

catalyzer by TheSagittariusSpeaks October 19, 2010

political catalyse 

Think of today's polarized political divide pretty much right down the middle 50/50. The debates are going no where because it's considered socially impolite to discuss politics/religion in a social setting; and most definitely not in a business/working environment. Now think of a chemistry experiment where you have two chemicals (Republicans and Democrats) mixed together but nothing's happening. But if you mixed in a third chemical, a Progressive or a Liberal, all of a sudden you have a lively debate...?

As most people, even the Progressives and the Liberals, most definitely the Liberals, pick their battles, you may or may not get a debate started. The hardest part is getting the first two ingredients together in an environment willing for geniune discussions with geniune results.

All I hear is justifying, justifying, justifying.

Let me try using the three wise monkeys. They generally mean being of sound mind, body, and action. Set the example for others to follow. They can also mean looking the other way, refusing to ackowledge, feining ignorance. In other words, what's the point of our first bunch of monkeys (those leaning left e.g. our Liberal Elite) taking a step in the right direction if that's as far as they are going to get with our second bunch of monkeys (those leaning right e.g. Religious Right and/or Neo-Conservative Business Interest) paying no attention to our first bunch of monkeys.

So...
this calls for a third set of monkeys, an example of the uber significance of the number "3" in numerology, the "political catalyse": those people loaded with empathy, willing, as well as able (takes financial security), to be confrontational with humility and honesty at all times.

1. Calling out people's behavior anywhere, anytime, and letting them know it did not go unnoticed.
2. Letting them know it was not acceptatble.
3. Not to be tolerated as long as we are able having anything to say or do about it.

In other words, Anti-Christ is nothing more than W.W.J.D. today.

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

political catalyse by Simply Jim April 24, 2014

catalyzed 

Very Happy, hyper, ecstatic, or buzzed.

Those last eight energy drinks left Carrie catalyzed.

catalyzed by Geoffry Chezz January 9, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012