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Catalanche 

Describing a cat falling spasticly from a high place.
That catalanche broke some of my favorite china dishes!

chavalanche 

Noun. An oncoming tide of Burberry Clad madness.
"Quick ma' there a chavalanche on yonder horizon!"
chavalanche by Dusty F K October 18, 2004

cateblanchettsexual 

a person who is sexually attracted to cate blanchett in any forms of love.

someone who is obsessed with her. can be a man or a woman.
friend: hey, what’s your sexuality?

me: i’m cateblanchettsexual

friend: what does that mean?

me: oh nothing ;)

chavalanche 

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.
Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.
chavalanche by Mombola September 16, 2005

CateBlanchett 

To urinate in your pants/underwear/dress etc.
To pee your pants.
To let the yellow stream loose onto your own clothes.
If Adriana Barraza wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Babel, I will CateBlanchett.

or

Tom totally CateBlanchetted when Stacey caught him cheating.
CateBlanchett by Odiwbas December 14, 2008

chavalanche 

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.
"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"
chavalanche by Dani_star September 4, 2005