Cat Jumped 

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

Cat Jumped by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

Something that people who failed typing would type. See retard.

The real phrase is, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", and it's a typing excercise that uses all 26 letters....go ahead....count them off.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, sir!

-From Stripes

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog by Rye December 19, 2004

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.

'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

This phrase means nothing.
Bottomburp appears to be correct.

How did you find it? I hope you didn't search for it.

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog by Diego November 21, 2003

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

...wait, wait, wait..actually you don't use the letters F,S, and X so that really don't work lol

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog by me March 26, 2003

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

1) A sentence proliferated by people who get "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" wrong.

2) Sarcasm

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog by Mook-Flap September 7, 2003

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

it is a stupid example of pointless typing practice
as useful as typing "computer" a thousand times over
no matter how many times you practice, you'll never type "z" very efficiently
so give it up

try typing things that matter
... please don't fire me big boss man
... I'm sorry I lit your house on fire
... electrostatic shock is a serious concern for hackers the world over

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog by enlightened hippie breeder May 24, 2005