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Cat Burglary 

The act of stealing a girlfriend from her current boyfriend, but in an elaborate way; once the heist has been executed, theme music from the Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and thirteen play in your head. Then, you go to Vegas and watch the water jet show.
-So Luke is with Madison now.
-What?? Hasn't she been with Brandon for like four months?
-Ha! Right up until the best Cat Burglary of the new decade, I bet the theme music from that movie with George Clooney and Brad Pitt is playing in his head RIGHT now
meanwhile..
-(duh..duh..DUH!)
Cat Burglary by Gazetteer February 12, 2010
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cat burglar 

A burglar who is adept at entering and leaving a house without being noticed.
The cat burglar came and left without the occupants even waking up.
cat burglar by Sinistral February 5, 2006
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Cat burglar 

A pussy stealing lesbian that always taking the straight girls away from the common man
It's tough to get laid with all these cat burglars around!
Cat burglar by Fire69 May 24, 2015

cat burglar 

a lesbian who likes to date "straight women" and get them away from the boyfriends.
Look at Cindy hit on that girl while her boyfriends gone, shes such a cat burglar
cat burglar by bubba July 9, 2004

cat burglar 

To shit in a litter box then steal 1 good dvd from a one night stand and escape without being detected.
I pulled the cat burglar on that chick that I fucked last night and now I have season two of greys anatomy. - Ken A
cat burglar by Bar1der September 15, 2021

CAT BURGLAR 

A person that goes around and steals catalytic converters. Usually at night and most of the time undetected.
I got in my car this morning and discovered some cat burglar stole my catalytic converter (CAT). (From experience!).

Most shops refer to catalytic converters as a "CAT" , abbreviated name.
CAT BURGLAR by CWFF September 14, 2020

CAT BURGLAR 

Someone who takes over a job from someone else and then happily takes the credit for the previous persons work.
Everytime she gets a job in a new winery she fucks off with someone elses silver ware. she's a cat burglar.
CAT BURGLAR by nobjockeybender October 21, 2008
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