Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Castle on the Hill 

One of Ed Sheerans new songs released in January of 2017. Legend has it if you listen to it you can hear the crying of a million fangirls. Always equip tissues when listening to this masterpiece.
Ed saved 2017 with castle on the hill and I'm an emotional wreck.
Castle on the Hill by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017

Castle On A Cloud

A place - a refuge - for a person. The person usually is a bit of a loner, or a loner wolf as a prefered term. Comes from the song "Castle on a Cloud" form Les Misrebles
Castle On A Cloud by Ill Hubs June 27, 2009

A castle on spinning duck feet

The general embodiment of far-fetched and unreasonable dreams or ambitions.
If you're hoping to get a monster truck from me for your birthday, then you might as well expect to receive it with a castle on spinning duck feet.

Fired on bum castle 

A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.
Wow, that fart was loud - it sounded like you fired on bum castle.

Weoley Castle One Bomb 

A one punch instant knock out, specifically delivered from a male in Weoley Castle, Birmingham.
He gave him the old Weoley Castle one bomb. And that was the end of his night!

getting your cattle call on. 

Calling out to harass an over weight person.

using demeaning or inappropriate terms.
using crude and offensive language
Often performed for and audience or self amusement.
The act is verbal and not a physical behavior.
The conduct constituting harassment is not always sexual in nature.
"Is it still winter or is your fat ass blocking out the sun?"

The opposite of "cat call"
getting your cattle call on.
Oh hell, are you getting you cattle call on again?!?
More from Urban Dictionary
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more