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cartmanlanding 

the act of refusing to give access to something that is considered interesting to people (this is based of a gag from South Park where Cartman had announced he made a theme park and says "And the best thing is, you can’t come!" and claims only he can access it)
Why is he cartmanlanding the recipe?
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Cartmanlanding

A type of gatekeeping that involves the reveal of a personal project, information discovery, or lost media find, with the explicit caveat that such will not be released to the general public.
Intentional or not, this action usually results in backlash due to the perceived futility of sharing information about a thing people want but cannot interact with. These reactions may appear similar to community entitlement, but come from the breaking of the internet norm of people freely sharing things for others to have.
This gatekeeping can result from the poster's need for validation and recognition, clashing with the copyrighted or legally gray nature of the media/project/info, insisting on not releasing it instead of doing an anonymous upload, or under another pseudonym, or making an original project they could just release without those other issues instead.

The name comes from South Park Season 6, Episode 5, meant to compare the poster to Eric Cartman (a massive piece of shit) creating an amusement park only he could use, called Cartmanland, and the subsequent ad made to mock people for not being able to use it.
The episode also mirrors what happens to people that engage in this practice, as the second someone else shows up and shares the gatekept information/media or something similar (like Cartman losing his park), they will become a mere hated footnote doomed to irrelevance and scorn from the community they deprived.
Poster; I've made a Demake of this Mickey Mouse game for the Game Gear! Took me 5 years. Also found a lost episode of The Simpsons. Aren't I awesome? Of course I'm not gonna release it.

Replies; Check it out, YOU CAN'T PLAY IT! Stop Cartmanlanding shit, hope someone else makes and finds this and shares.
Cartmanlanding by 404_11 April 16, 2026
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