Definitions by 404_11
Cartmanlanding
A type of gatekeeping that involves the reveal of a personal project, information discovery, or lost media find, with the explicit caveat that such will not be released to the general public.
Intentional or not, this action usually results in backlash due to the perceived futility of sharing information about a thing people want but cannot interact with. These reactions may appear similar to community entitlement, but come from the breaking of the internet norm of people freely sharing things for others to have.
This gatekeeping can result from the poster's need for validation and recognition, clashing with the copyrighted or legally gray nature of the media/project/info, insisting on not releasing it instead of doing an anonymous upload, or under another pseudonym, or making an original project they could just release without those other issues instead.
The name comes from South Park Season 6, Episode 5, meant to compare the poster to Eric Cartman (a massive piece of shit) creating an amusement park only he could use, called Cartmanland, and the subsequent ad made to mock people for not being able to use it.
The episode also mirrors what happens to people that engage in this practice, as the second someone else shows up and shares the gatekept information/media or something similar (like Cartman losing his park), they will become a mere hated footnote doomed to irrelevance and scorn from the community they deprived.
Intentional or not, this action usually results in backlash due to the perceived futility of sharing information about a thing people want but cannot interact with. These reactions may appear similar to community entitlement, but come from the breaking of the internet norm of people freely sharing things for others to have.
This gatekeeping can result from the poster's need for validation and recognition, clashing with the copyrighted or legally gray nature of the media/project/info, insisting on not releasing it instead of doing an anonymous upload, or under another pseudonym, or making an original project they could just release without those other issues instead.
The name comes from South Park Season 6, Episode 5, meant to compare the poster to Eric Cartman (a massive piece of shit) creating an amusement park only he could use, called Cartmanland, and the subsequent ad made to mock people for not being able to use it.
The episode also mirrors what happens to people that engage in this practice, as the second someone else shows up and shares the gatekept information/media or something similar (like Cartman losing his park), they will become a mere hated footnote doomed to irrelevance and scorn from the community they deprived.
Poster; I've made a Demake of this Mickey Mouse game for the Game Gear! Took me 5 years. Also found a lost episode of The Simpsons. Aren't I awesome? Of course I'm not gonna release it.
Replies; Check it out, YOU CAN'T PLAY IT! Stop Cartmanlanding shit, hope someone else makes and finds this and shares.
Replies; Check it out, YOU CAN'T PLAY IT! Stop Cartmanlanding shit, hope someone else makes and finds this and shares.
Cartmanlanding by 404_11 April 16, 2026
Goated bite
The best bite coming from a piece of food, while subjective a couple common examples are; The pool of butter in a toast, the chocolate blob hidden inside the filled croissant, the center of the hamburger with all the ingredients and juices.
It hits just right.
It hits just right.
Goated bite by 404_11 February 21, 2026
Word of the Day on February 22, 2026
Renderite
Infinitely strong and malleable material most commonly found in 3D renders of architectural projects, but not exclusive to them.
Can be used with no regards to the laws of physics, economics, or well-being of the engineers that have to build it.
The finished product (if it ever happens) will never look the same.
Can be used with no regards to the laws of physics, economics, or well-being of the engineers that have to build it.
The finished product (if it ever happens) will never look the same.