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Cartis by TheOger6728 June 5, 2024
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cartis tweaker

Cartis tweaker is a tweaker that optimizing your PC while only using batch, but the downside is there is a secret logger that we've stole over 150+ peoples info all from batch
Guy: Whats cartis tweaker?
Other guy: Cartis tweaker is this cool thing that makes ur pc better
cartis tweaker by fed & dtbvick January 18, 2024

Playboi Carti 

a rich ass nigga who has fire music but won’t release any
Example 1:Yo you heard playboi carti’s new shit? Sike nah goofy that nigga aint release shit fuck you thought.
Example 2: That new playboi carti snippet was heat. Too bad it will NEVER be released.
Playboi Carti by fullmetal2900 February 6, 2018
Cariss (pronounced Cār`-iss) n uncommon title, reserved for those women of the highest beauty, both inside and out. A Cariss is always one to lighten the room with her charm and wit. She will also always be the standard of elegence whereever her presence is known. You know you've met a Cariss when your heart races and you feel warm between the ears. You're always safe with a Cariss, and you can feel it when in her vicinity.
Mark: Whoa! Did you see that?
John: What? That fine thang?
Mark: Yeah! She's such a Cariss..
Cariss by the.king.;) October 10, 2014

Playboi Carti 

A beast. Bought a crib for his momma of that mumbling shit.
Hater: Playboi Carti sucks
Me: No Playboi Carti is a beast
Playboi Carti by Mr.R February 16, 2019

Playboi Carti 

The absolute best music artist to ever exist. Is a rich ass gay vampire and playing his music gets you all the bitches instantly.
Dude 1: Do you know Playboi Carti?

Dude 2: Yes but I don't listen to his shit music

Dude 1: You fasho don't get bitches

Dude 2: I don't
Playboi Carti by Swyrium December 11, 2021

cartilaginous 

Having a structure of cartilage. Learned this in 4th AND last week in 6th grade people!

Sharks have no bone, just cartilage.
Did you know sharks are cartilaginous fish?
cartilaginous by Nerdy6thGrader September 11, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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