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Carterville Illinois 

White trash capital of the Illinois Ozarks. Largest consumer of fentanyl and oxycodone in the region. Largest producer of methamphetamine. Wear realtree camouflage to show your fashion sense. Pay Northern Illinois taxes for Appalachian hillbilly culture and disadvantages. Pretty good values in mobile home sites (even for double wides). Some great banjo venues.
You cain't miss stopping in Carterville Illinois.
Carterville Illinois by Louie^2 March 12, 2017

Carterville Illinois 

A small town that thinks it's a city. Residents tend to talk big and do nothing. The few usefull people of the area are made to carry the weight of the ignorant majority.
What is frequentlly said by people about carterville Illinois

I moved here to go to John A Logan, and got sucked dry.

I came here to go to SIU, and got stuck.

I am from Carterville, and love not living there anymore.

Carterville Illinois 

We don't call it "Anus Illinois" for no reason.
Carterville Illinois by Louie^2 December 9, 2021

Cartersville 

If going through Cartersville, bring Raid. Also, don't go.

Cartersville 

A piece of crap town defined by its number of Waffle Houses, quantity of inbreeding, guests on Jerry Springer and substandard educational system both in-town and in-county. Consider taking a raft to Cuba before moving here.
Holy crap. I'm in Cartersville where Wayne Knight is probably the most successful former resident. Time to drink my juice (bleach).
Cartersville by Rebus_V February 13, 2010

Cartersville 

The most ass-backwards, redneck city in the redneck state of Georgia.
Man! That guy's over there humping his sister! He must be from Cartersville!
Cartersville by g8rsfan March 17, 2010