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Definitions by Louie^2

williamson county illinois 

Hillbilly country without the hills, just the billies.
Williamson County Illinois is East of Jackson County Illinois.

Carterville High School 

(Carterville, IL): A very "special" school filled mostly with developmentally disabled students. Graduates fill the played out coal mines of Southern Illinois, the rolls of the disabled (SSI) and the Illinois state Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) and General Assistance (GA) rolls. Standards(?) Mainline to US Penitentiary Marion, IL.
Send you sons to Carterville High School to fill 4 years of they time. Send you daughters to Carterville High School to get they a baby daddy.

Carterville Illinois 

We don't call it "Anus Illinois" for no reason.
Carterville Illinois by Louie^2 December 9, 2021

Syracuse 

Upstate NY midsized city of impending darkness and doom. Whatever is depressing and elegant, Syracuse has at very least a little. Decaying industry, dark and gloomy weather, Romanesque architecture, dark stone buildings, stripper bars with overage dancers, losing sports teams.....
Let's go visit Syracuse, that is sure to bring down our mood.
Syracuse by Louie^2 March 8, 2021
A woman that genuinely enjoys sex of all kinds and is excellent at giving and receiving pleasure.
Morgan is a cunt, the best, I will never forget her.
Cunt by Louie^2 March 2, 2020
A woman who genuinely enjoys all types of sex and is excellent at giving and receiving pleasure.
Morgan is a slut, I love her and I will never forget what she gave me.
Slut by Louie^2 March 2, 2020

Homeschooler 

Child (or young adult) whose parents are fundamentalist rightwing conspiracy theorist nuts. All public schools are jammed with atheist liberals, drugs and horny degenerates. Parents are generally losers so they can't afford private school. Child is generally unvaccinated, smelly, naive, bad teeth, barefoot, chews tobacco. Child gets out of the house once a year in their long gingham dress for the "March for Life (anti abortion event)." Child can assemble an assault rifle blindfolded faster than a marine. Quite ignorant, but generally knows higher mathematics well (up to the times tables). Has the Old and New Testaments memorized except for the Gospels. Boys are on the fast track for Bob Jones, Liberty, Wheaton, Grove City or any "Bible College." Then on to a career in a GOP presidential administration. Girls become brood mares and homeschool their children. All of them will vote for Donald Trump. Some will grow up to be Nazis or Ku Klux Klan. Others will graduate valedictorian of their homeschool class.
Love these homeschoolers; they gonna Make America Great Again!
Homeschooler by Louie^2 May 31, 2018