Carsonphobia 

A fear of that sexy beast Carson.

*Carson punches his way through the bathroom stalls to see your pp*
Person in stall: *gets carsonphobia*

Carsonphobia by Sudongese October 26, 2019

Carsonphobia 

A fear of the dude Carson

Carson: *punches his way through a bathroom stall just to see someone’s pp*
Person in stall: *obtains Carsonphobia

Carsonphobia by Sudongese October 26, 2019

Carpophobia 

The fear of wrists because of veins showing. Can also be related in cases associated with Veinophobia.

She had Carpophobia because she couldn't look at her wrist and the more visible veins.

Carpophobia by emmayoudontknow January 3, 2011

Carbophobiac

A person who has an incredibly annoying fear of carbohydrates.

“Oh, No No! I don’t eat THAT!” I am a suffering Carbophobiac!

Carbophobiac by SweetLipsKimi March 25, 2009

carbophobia

An irrational fear of element 6 of the periodic table, from which all organic life is based. Promoted by such great bastions of scientific research such MTV, Current TV, and Al Gore.

Currently a source of great hysteria. Carbophobia has reached such levels its become its own religion. It rewards believers and punishes infidels and has its own apocalyptic end of the world scenario.

Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.

carbophobia by Bamboo_bends November 7, 2009

Carsophobia 

Fear that Ben Carson may be able to win the Presidency.

The media has Carsophobia.

Carsophobia by Doobie99 January 13, 2016

Carsophobia 

Fear of Ben Carson.

The news anchor had Carsophobia.

Carsophobia by Doobie99 January 13, 2016