(CONTINUED....)
You might go to South Carroll if:
If you're a male, and you have more
respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a
female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts
like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being
racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your
ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being
straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no
respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the
bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight
booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
