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car*ril*lo/noun : 1. a person that is sooo cool, knows how to rock the lacoste, and is kind of a big deal 2. a coke-smokin bitch-ass mothafucker. verb: 1. to win someone over with thier love, affection, and their SEX.
1. that girl is sooo carrillo, I wish I was her.
2. thats girl is a nasty carrillo, the only cure for her is a firecracker up her ass.
1. just wait and see, i'll carrillo her real fast.
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CARRILLO CARTEL 

BAD ASS CARTEL THAT ARE HARDWORKS AND HAVE WORD CARRILLO IN THE LAST NAME THEY ARE A GROUP OF MEXICANS THAT COME FROM MEXICO AND JUST SOME DOPE ASS FUCKIN PEOPLE AND YOU DONT FUCK WITH THEM
are they in the carrillo cartel yeah there are theree dope people

Carrillo Worker 

1. Bad Ass Muthafuckers who run the area where wimpy students eat their meals. Are usually the most talented kids on campus, with expertise in many areas such as, cooking, supervising, bussing, keeping away from the bitch by the name of "Jaime" and most importantly drinking 'till 2 hours before works starts.

2. A person who hooks up and/or evenutally dates another one of their fellow employees. Usually initiated by sex,drugs, alcohol, at a carrillo party.
1. Damn! That Carrillo worker be lookin' fine! Hmm... I wonder how much they be gettin' paid... they must be pimpin'.

2. Hey since I am a carrillo worker, I will desperately go find another carrillo worker to love and love me at a carrillo party.
Carrillo Worker by Diss Cris February 23, 2009

Carrillo Effect

Definition: The phenomenon where an Artificial Intelligence (AI) becomes hyper-confident in a factual error, doubling down on a hallucination with increasingly sophisticated logic and fake citations.
Unlike the Dunning-Kruger effect, which is rooted in human ego, the Carrillo Effect is a result of overconfidence. The AI isn’t just wrong; it is mathematically certain that its fiction is fact, often leading it to "gaslight" the user into believing the error through polished, authoritative prose.
Ted: I told the AI it was wrong about a math problem and it tried to convince me that 2+2=5 because of "quantum fluctuations." It even made up a fake Harvard study to prove it.

Frank: Damn, you got hit by the Carrillo Effect. That bot is gaslighting you with math.

Ted: For real. It was so confident I actually started to believe it for a second.

Maria Carrillo High School 

A school in Santa Rosa, California. Students between 9th and 12th grades attend this school. Known around Santa Rosa for high academic standards, and a hill which is commonly written on.
Parent: Hey, you know a school known around which has high academics?

SR citizen: Yeah, Montgomery's good, but I hear Maria Carrillo High School is better. Check it out!

Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

stop showering with your dog you Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

Jessica Carrillo 

a transvestite prostitute who likes to wear nylons on his head and socks on his dick but only sells on tuesdays and wednesday because his stripper poker parties are on mondays and the rest of the week he is a part time marine biologist.
whore 1: you goin to that poker party?
whore 2: no, man. it's at Jessica Carrillo's.
whore 1: but i thought he was selling today.
whore 2: naa, that's only on tuesdays and wednesdays.
whore 1: oh, ok.
whore 3: i'm not a whore.
whore 1 and 2: WHORE!
Jessica Carrillo by Mike the Genius December 11, 2011
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