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Carpoolo 

A male or female co-worker that asks you to carpool every day, yet does not own a car of their own. They continue to ask you every day, if you would like to carpool, despite the dictionary definition of carpool: an arrangement between people to make a regular journey in a single vehicle, typically with each person taking turns to drive the others. What they really mean by this is that they need a ride and will not be returning the favor.
Yessica: "Hey Jeff, would you like to carpool today?"
Jeff: "Yessica, you are such a carpoolo. You don't have a car, and never return the favor. Just ask me for a ride if you need one, instead of incorrectly using the term carpool."
Yessica: "Sorry for being a carpoolo, can I have a ride?"
Carpoolo by BIMPLEDERPSKERP December 12, 2017
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Carpool King

Carpool King (or simply CPK) is a term used for a person who is very sensitive to the environment and would like to carpool versus driving individual vehicles to the same destination. CPKs enjoy the company of others in the vehicle as it promotes great conversations and makes for a very enjoyable ride versus driving in your vehicle alone. And thus, CPKs are very well respected for both their concern for the environment and the conducive ability to facilitate conversations and to make the car ride more enjoyable. Every large group greater than 3 should have a CPK.
Mark : Yo Whadduppp! I'm jonesing for some Pho - let's hit up Pho Shizzle, aite? You feeling me bro?

Tim : No Mark, I don't feel you and I'm not your bro. Maybe we should carpool? Parking is kinda tight at Pho Shizzle and we should help reduce emissions.

Mark: Tim, that's so gangsta of you to consider the environment. You're so Carpool King man!
Carpool King by Onscreen Goddess April 15, 2010

carpool tunnel syndrome 

Temporary, post 9/11 restriction imposed by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey requiring all cars entering the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels during rush hour to have more than one occupant. This caused NYC-bound drivers to pull up to complete strangers at NJ bus stops and ask if they wanted a ride into the city. Sharing of tolls was optional.
Bus stop standee 1: "Did that dude in the Mercedes just ask you if you wanted a ride into the city?"
Bus stop standee 2: "Yeah. Must be carpool tunnel syndrome. I might have accepted, if he didn't have a boner."
when 2 or more people share the same automovil to commute somewhere, saving petrol and money. (at least thats what it means in here, the uk)
they carpool everyday to downtown because they work a short way from each other.
carpool by anthonee August 4, 2007
The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.
Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.
Carpology by patshure May 25, 2015

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome 

When you are carpooling and you enter a dark tunnel and get that "uneasy feeling" as you sitting next to someone you don't "Really" know.
On the way out of Boston, Sally got Carpool Tunnel Syndrome from the new guy John.

Tijuana Carpool 

The act of making sweet love in the shower while a third party is evacuating their bowels within the confines of the same lavatory.
Kyle: "Brett, did you just take a shit in the first floor bathroom?"

Brett: "Yeah, what about it?"

Kyle: "What the fuck, man! Weren't John and Nikki having sex in the shower in there?"

Brett: "Yeah, man. I love a good Tijuana carpool!"
Tijuana Carpool by Redness15 December 17, 2016
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