A male or female co-worker that asks you to carpool every day, yet does not own a car of their own. They continue to ask you every day, if you would like to carpool, despite the dictionary definition of carpool: an arrangement between people to make a regular journey in a single vehicle, typically with each person taking turns to drive the others. What they really mean by this is that they need a ride and will not be returning the favor.
Yessica: "Hey Jeff, would you like to carpool today?"
Jeff: "Yessica, you are such a carpoolo. You don't have a car, and never return the favor. Just ask me for a ride if you need one, instead of incorrectly using the term carpool."
Yessica: "Sorry for being a carpoolo, can I have a ride?"
Jeff: "Yessica, you are such a carpoolo. You don't have a car, and never return the favor. Just ask me for a ride if you need one, instead of incorrectly using the term carpool."
Yessica: "Sorry for being a carpoolo, can I have a ride?"
by BIMPLEDERPSKERP December 12, 2017