2 definitions by BIMPLEDERPSKERP
A male or female co-worker that asks you to carpool every day, yet does not own a car of their own. They continue to ask you every day, if you would like to carpool, despite the dictionary definition of carpool: an arrangement between people to make a regular journey in a single vehicle, typically with each person taking turns to drive the others. What they really mean by this is that they need a ride and will not be returning the favor.
Yessica: "Hey Jeff, would you like to carpool today?"
Jeff: "Yessica, you are such a carpoolo. You don't have a car, and never return the favor. Just ask me for a ride if you need one, instead of incorrectly using the term carpool."
Yessica: "Sorry for being a carpoolo, can I have a ride?"
Jeff: "Yessica, you are such a carpoolo. You don't have a car, and never return the favor. Just ask me for a ride if you need one, instead of incorrectly using the term carpool."
Yessica: "Sorry for being a carpoolo, can I have a ride?"
by BIMPLEDERPSKERP December 12, 2017
The act of a male or female cooking an egg to be hard boiled, peeling off the shell so it's nice and slippery and then placing or thrusting the egg into their rectum. They clench their buttcheeks so it shoots out into the mouth of their partner... POP! After the shit covered egg has landed into his/her mouth, he/she places their lips back against the butthole whence the egg came, spitting as hard as they can, the egg returns back into the originating butthole... POP!
Nancy and I tried the Egg Drop Pop last night. It was the best experience of my life! I hope all of my girlfriends want to do the Egg Drop Pop with me!
by BIMPLEDERPSKERP October 25, 2017