Carpet Mix

Weed crumbs salvaged from the floor of one's room in a last-ditch effort to gather enough for a joint.
Invariably contains hairs, carpet fibres, food crumbs, and other assorted surprises.

"I used up the last of my bud on Saturday night, so yesterday I had to comb the floor and smoke a Carpet Mix."

by SuldRongi February 12, 2008

carpetmints

can be used in the place of the word crap or words with the same meaning as crap.

1) OH CARPETMINTS!! i left my cats outside in the rainstorm.

or

2) Anthony: We have a test today on the anatomy of a cat.

Jessie: Oh my goodness, i didn't study. CARPETMINTS!!

by jess the spinster March 8, 2008