Carpet Mix 

Weed crumbs salvaged from the floor of one's room in a last-ditch effort to gather enough for a joint.
Invariably contains hairs, carpet fibres, food crumbs, and other assorted surprises.

"I used up the last of my bud on Saturday night, so yesterday I had to comb the floor and smoke a Carpet Mix."

Carpet Mix by SuldRongi February 12, 2008

carpetmints 

can be used in the place of the word crap or words with the same meaning as crap.

1) OH CARPETMINTS!! i left my cats outside in the rainstorm.

or

2) Anthony: We have a test today on the anatomy of a cat.

Jessie: Oh my goodness, i didn't study. CARPETMINTS!!

carpetmints by jess the spinster March 8, 2008

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021