He carlsoned the shit out of that door!
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A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.
"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."
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1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.
US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\
1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.
US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\
1. (in conversation) My son is studying at the Carlson School of Management. (reply) Oh, so I see he is becomming a well-trained douchebag.
by lLamaD February 18, 2005
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My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!
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Being Carlsened means losing a chess position evaluated as equal.
This is the style of Magnus Carlsen; pressing and grinding for win in an equal position.
Being Carlsened means losing a chess position evaluated as equal.
This is the style of Magnus Carlsen; pressing and grinding for win in an equal position.
He Carlsened him, meaning he won a game with equal evaluation.
You will get carlsened easily in the endgame.
I was going to accept the draw but on a second thought I decided to push harder and then boom, I Carlsened him.
You will get carlsened easily in the endgame.
I was going to accept the draw but on a second thought I decided to push harder and then boom, I Carlsened him.
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