Carlsoned 

To close with excessive force.

He carlsoned the shit out of that door!

Carlsoned by Meatlegend July 25, 2022

Fucker Carlson 

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.

Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!

Fucker Carlson by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021

Carusowned 

A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.

"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."

Carusowned by Scott Williamson Rockefeller January 3, 2009

Carlsonomics 

The economic philosophy of Tucker Carlson favouring protectionism and populism over a purely free market model.

Mitt Romney opposition to Carlsonomics led to his 2012 election defeat.

Carlsonomics by America Explained March 14, 2021

Carlson School of Management 

(n) {originally English, (1998)}
1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.

US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\

1. (in conversation) My son is studying at the Carlson School of Management. (reply) Oh, so I see he is becomming a well-trained douchebag.

Carlson School of Management by lLamaD February 18, 2005

Carlson Handshake 

The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.

My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!

Carlson Handshake by juggler61 January 25, 2012

Carlsened 

Name of a world chess champion notable of crushing his opponents in equal position or endgame.

Being Carlsened means losing a chess position evaluated as equal.

This is the style of Magnus Carlsen; pressing and grinding for win in an equal position.

He Carlsened him, meaning he won a game with equal evaluation.

You will get carlsened easily in the endgame.

I was going to accept the draw but on a second thought I decided to push harder and then boom, I Carlsened him.

Carlsened by FawolizzoChess May 18, 2020