carltoned
past tense of having someone "carlton" you. to be be fondled, fucked, or violated without inviting it or wanting it
carltoned by mo noodleman May 13, 2009
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Carlton Draught
Best.Beer.Ever!
Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.
The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.
Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.
The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.
Carlton Draught by The_Phantom1337 September 20, 2014
Sloppy Carlton
Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
Sloppy Carlton by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009
vanessa carlton
Possibly the most underrated artist ever... after her big hit "A Thousand Miles" people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented... Just listen to her new album, Harmonium. I really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.
vanessa carlton by Yeayeayouknowit November 14, 2005
Vanessa Carlton
A very underrated artist who can actually sing. Unlike many other singers these days, Vanessa's lyrics aren't pointless or sex-caked. Her second album, Harmonium was a commercial failure, which led to her department of A&M records. Her third album, Heroes and Thieves is supposed to come out in October 2007.
Vanessa Carlton by BeardedOctopus August 7, 2007
Carlton Draught
Carlton Draught by watto June 24, 2004
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