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Magnus Carlsen 

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!
"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"
Magnus Carlsen by ChessLegend December 4, 2020

Carlsened 

Name of a world chess champion notable of crushing his opponents in equal position or endgame.

Being Carlsened means losing a chess position evaluated as equal.

This is the style of Magnus Carlsen; pressing and grinding for win in an equal position.
He Carlsened him, meaning he won a game with equal evaluation.

You will get carlsened easily in the endgame.

I was going to accept the draw but on a second thought I decided to push harder and then boom, I Carlsened him.
Carlsened by FawolizzoChess May 18, 2020

Carshena 

One of a kind, only knows her name so everyone else will, an April Fool, leaves an impression from Hell, as in, if ya ever met her, you'll NEVER forget her!
Carshena is: A little Marilyn Monroe, lotsa Bugs Bunny, Amelia Earhart in blazing paths for someone else and then disappearing
Carshena by Be-Bop Cato February 3, 2010

Brian Carlsen’d

When a woman gets mad at you so she starts a Hate Train for all your Exes to jump on and ride. While on the Hate Train, They hype each other up until they create a different reality.
I heard today that Kingery never SA’ed any girls, he just got Brian Carlsen’d by that Daphne girl.

Dirty Carlsen 

The Dirty Carlsen is the act of having sexual intercourse with someone (a man) in the "Dagli'Brugsen" in Gevninge, and afterwards running out on the road nude and thereafter stopping a car on the road, getting the driver to pull down the window and then you cum in their front rear window whilst saying "I have crippeling depression"
Guy 1 "Man i got arrested for pulling a Dirty Carlsen the other day"

Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"
Dirty Carlsen by TobberSlobber February 1, 2022

Magnus Carlsen 

Ludwig's Big Fan
"Magnus, what is your opinion about PogChamps 3?"
Magnus Carlsen: "I'd never stoop as low as to watch it myself though. If I did watch, I'd probably be rooting for Ludwig"