the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
by bsurude January 26, 2009
Name of a world chess champion notable of crushing his opponents in equal position or endgame.
Being Carlsened means losing a chess position evaluated as equal.
This is the style of Magnus Carlsen; pressing and grinding for win in an equal position.
Being Carlsened means losing a chess position evaluated as equal.
This is the style of Magnus Carlsen; pressing and grinding for win in an equal position.
He Carlsened him, meaning he won a game with equal evaluation.
You will get carlsened easily in the endgame.
I was going to accept the draw but on a second thought I decided to push harder and then boom, I Carlsened him.
You will get carlsened easily in the endgame.
I was going to accept the draw but on a second thought I decided to push harder and then boom, I Carlsened him.
by FawolizzoChess May 18, 2020
The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!
by ChessLegend December 4, 2020
The Dirty Carlsen is the act of having sexual intercourse with someone (a man) in the "Dagli'Brugsen" in Gevninge, and afterwards running out on the road nude and thereafter stopping a car on the road, getting the driver to pull down the window and then you cum in their front rear window whilst saying "I have crippeling depression"
Guy 1 "Man i got arrested for pulling a Dirty Carlsen the other day"
Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"
Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"
by TobberSlobber February 1, 2022
"Magnus, what is your opinion about PogChamps 3?"
Magnus Carlsen: "I'd never stoop as low as to watch it myself though. If I did watch, I'd probably be rooting for Ludwig"
Magnus Carlsen: "I'd never stoop as low as to watch it myself though. If I did watch, I'd probably be rooting for Ludwig"
by AnaPaulaNakamura April 9, 2021
Known as a realy hot guy that dont belive it when pepole tell him. If your name is eskil carlsen you probably are the hottest guy in your town
by Badonke November 23, 2021