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Carlos L 

A smart, not bad looking guy. Has a big dick and makes the ladies wet real quick. Be careful though, he can snatch your bish in some gucci flipflops.
Carlos L you is one sexy mofo
Carlos L by MumsPuh February 25, 2017
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Carlos Lerma 

An all around boy with the head in the clouds. Characterized by driving an authormobile around town, and writing silly poems wherever inspiration strikes. Wears cool leather jackets. Good with words, bad with girls.
Dude please stop writing and come hang out for a bit, you’re being such a fucking Carlos Lerma.

Carlos Latuff 

A Brazillian cartoonist and very picky humanitarian. Latuff would have you believe that he cares about all the peoples of all the world. But that's just bullshit to cover up his hypocrisy and racism.
Truth is, if you're white or American the chances are he hates you.
The only people this faggot likes are Palestinian terrorists who want to use bombs and gangsterism to make their pointless lives even more pointless.
Oh, and Latuff The Humanitarian is also bosom-buddies with the Iranian regime, considering he went to one of their charmind Holocaust denial conferences and drew a pretty picture to demonise the Jews - his most favouriteist scapegoat of all time.
And yet he's idolised by the young, neo-Anarchist crowd who can't see what a self-righteous, pathetic, backwards cunt he really is.
Carlos Latuff champions democracy in poorer countries but does not want to DISCUSS his militant, offensive views.

Carlos Latuff urges people to feel compassion for Palestinian "freedom fighters" but mocks the deaths of US servicemen.
Carlos Latuff by Tyburn November 8, 2009

Carlos Lopez 

n. You are such a Carlos Lopez

carlos lopez kelly 

Carlos is the most emotional guy in town, he'll constantly cry over his ex-girlfriends
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus
Carlos lopez kelly enters to a bar :

- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut
carlos lopez kelly by agarita September 28, 2018

Carlos Lehder 

Carlos Enrique Lehder Rivas (born 7 September 1949)4 is a German-Colombian former drug lord who was co-founder of the Medellín Cartel. He was released from prison in the United States after 33 years in 2020.56 Born in Armenia, Colombia, Lehder eventually ran a cocaine transport empire on Norman's Cay island, 210 miles (340 km) off the Florida coast in the central Bahamas.57
Bro youre like carlos lehder
Carlos Lehder by Shahir 8111 November 27, 2022

Carlos Lehder 

Carlos Enrique Lehder Rivas (born 7 September 1949)4 is a German-Colombian former drug lord who was co-founder of the Medellín Cartel. He was released from prison in the United States after 33 years in 2020.56 Born in Armenia, Colombia, Lehder eventually ran a cocaine transport empire on Norman's Cay island, 210 miles (340 km) off the Florida coast in the central Bahamas.57
You keep acting like that your gonna end up like Carlos Lehder
Carlos Lehder by Shahir 8111 November 27, 2022
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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