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An idiotic act to cause a somewhat serious conversation turn into a stupid irrelevant conversation.
Example 1

Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado

Example 2

Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.
Callado by His name is George September 5, 2013
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carlador 

A term used to describe a person being overly (yet somewhat endearingly) enthusiastic about everything. Ranging from Christmas novels to ham and Avengers games.
Hey man, don't creep up on me while I'm peeing. You need to put that carlador on a leash!
carlador by Gustaap April 10, 2020
Caradog is a Welsh name for an awesome person. Anyone who hates this person is a complete dick.

Usually, a person with the name Caradog, gets a lot of girls.
Caradog is one of the most caring people in the world and is an amazing friend, anyone would want to have him as a boyfriend.
Caradog is just so much of an awesome person, you'd be lucky to know him..

Some people called Caradog are utter dicks, but most of them are just too awesome to argue with.. If someone calls Caradog asks you out, don't push them away! Because it's your lucky day!
Person1: Hey dude!
Person2: Hey!
Person1: Do you think Caradog will want to come to my party?
Person2: If you're lucky enough!
Person1: Which dumb fucker wouldn't want him to come to their party?
Person2: I KNOW RIGHT!
Caradog by CatDogFish November 19, 2013
The tornado one feels in stomach when one's motion sickness starts acting strong
Mr P: What do I do to stop this carnado in my belly?

Mr. D: Roll the windows down and let it all go, P. Just let it go.
Carnado by CwankyStuff June 9, 2016

Carlando 

An example of two very good friends. The OGs where Carlos Sainz Jr and Lando Norris
A: Wow, those two sure get along well
B: They're just like Carlando
Carlando by Serban222 July 2, 2022
Caradoc is one of a kind. No one can ever replace him.

Caradoc cares about everyone and he gives the best hugs. Caradoc is strong, handsome and smart.He is also confident but not arrogent.
Person1:OMG can you see that hot guy over there?
Person2:That is probably Caradoc.
Caradoc by cdoc123456 May 15, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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