Carl-Time 

A euphemism for masturbation; a reference to Carl Monday's 2006 report on pornography in libraries.

"Hey, Carl, wanna go hang out?"
"No, thanks. I'm just gonna go take some Carl-Time."

Carl-Time by SLUH December 3, 2009

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Yeaaahh, me to

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I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Inni84 November 3, 2023