cackersplat 

When you're about to nut but you don't have a tissue so you nut on the floor in shame.

"I hate it when chad Cackersplats, its always so hard to clean out of the carpet."

cackersplat by infernalmemequeen September 23, 2017

crackersplaining 

When a white person (usually female psychology majors) explain cultures and diversity to minorities.

Mandi is crackersplaining to Ming all about Asian traditions again

crackersplaining by Prince Vamp November 16, 2020