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A carjoe is basically a raised bruise located on a place of impact on a person specifically. Color doesn't necessarily matter in the sense of having one. As long as it is on a person, place of impact and raised, it is considered a carjoe.

Person A: Oh! Look at that couple over there!

Person C: Awww. They're so cute!

Person B: Doesn't the guy have a huge carjoe on the side of his head?

Persons A&B: Oh yeah. Sad...

Carjoe by _that_motherfucking_deity_ July 24, 2022

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Cartoe

To be stabbed by a pencil

"Dont make me cartoe you"

Cartoe by Mizz romanian May 2, 2010

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cajoel

When somebody is talked into a dirty sexual act, by a man named Joel.

Me: Hey why is your mouth so brown??
Mikey: I was cajoeled into rimming...

cajoel by the captain of crunch May 2, 2011

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carmoen

A tiny human who is amazing

No idea about what sentence carmoen should be in

carmoen by Horse.... July 29, 2022

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carjones

The extra balls one gains behind the wheel of a vehicle.

Whoa! Did you see that guy cut me off? That guy has some carjones.

carjones by Fenris117 August 16, 2014

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Carjello

Carjello, is a man, with great skill and great looks. he is good at everything and a very good looking man. he is one of the best men you can imagine. *outro music* Elijah Duran likes isabella!

“My Oh My! Carjello lookin might fine this wonderful evening!”

Carjello by deadpoolstarblazer1234 August 6, 2022

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czarjoe

King, Chad, Most handsome, Definitely the best man in the world.

This man is Czarjoe.

czarjoe by Chaddest October 19, 2021

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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