Carjoe

caa-joe , cart-joe , car-joe

A carjoe is basically a raised bruise located on a place of impact on a person specifically. Color doesn't necessarily matter in the sense of having one. As long as it is on a person, place of impact and raised, it is considered a carjoe.
Person A: Oh! Look at that couple over there!

Person C: Awww. They're so cute!

Person B: Doesn't the guy have a huge carjoe on the side of his head?

Persons A&B: Oh yeah. Sad...
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