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Cargreeves

A ship between awkard angsty boy Carl Grimes from the walking dead, and also awkard angsty boy Five Hargreeves. It's a weird pair, but good nonetheless.
"Man I love Cargreeves"
"Me too, Cargreeves is great."
Cargreeves by Cargreeves November 16, 2022
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Five Hargreeves 

Character from Gerard Way's "The Umbrella Academy". He's the fifth member who has the ability to time travel and teleport. In an attempt to time travel he got stuck in the future and when he returned to the present he was stuck in his body from when he was 13. His actual age being 58. He's married to a beautiful mannequin named Dolores. Also, he would kill for a decent cup of coffee. I recommend you watch the show, it's on Netflix.
Luther (aka number 1): But that's murder
Five Hargreeves: Jesus Luther, grow up
Five Hargreeves by d-o-o-t-e-r April 2, 2019

Ben Hargreeves 

A legend. An icon. A queen.
He blesses the world with his Bentacles and Klaus Hargreeves with his brain cell.
Someone: "I really miss Ben Hargreeves"
Klaus: "I really wish he would shut up"

Klaus Hargreeves 

we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves

he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.
person1:oof yes go smol funky boi
person 2: do you mean the queen Klaus Hargreeves?
Klaus Hargreeves by clikkieprincess October 23, 2019

klaus hargreeves 

person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are you stupid?? that’s klaus hargreeves
klaus hargreeves by the ipbdps July 19, 2019

luther hargreeves 

number ‘one’ out of seven children in the hargreeves family of the umbrella academy show . he was sent to the moon for four years by his father & is that one idiot leader who thinks he's better than everyone else.
nobody :
luther hargreeves : gUYS DAD SENT ME TO THE MOON FOR FOUR YEARS FOR NO REASON
luther hargreeves by sip the tea March 24, 2019

Klaus Hargreeves 

Also known as “The Séance”, or “Number Four” Klaus is number 4 out of 7 Hargreeves siblings. They are an ex-superhero. Klaus is pansexual, and has a love/hate addiction with drugs. They are able to communicate with the dead and project them to the mortal world, but only when they are sober. They can also levitate, but only with their shoes off.

Klaus is the least taken seriously out of the Hargreeves siblings, and their siblings treat them like they can’t do anything when in fact, they can.
Person A: Whose’s your favorite Hargreeves sibling?
Person B: Klaus Hargreeves of course!
Klaus Hargreeves by amaxe March 7, 2019
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