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Unidentifiable pieces of broken car left after a wreak.
The wreak was so bad all I saw was carfetti.
Carfetti by Deadsamurai13 May 27, 2019
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cardfettied

1. To rip up a card, valuble item, or gift given to you by a previous boyfriend/girlfriend and throwing it at them with malicious intent.
2. to throw something in the heat of anger due to being miss informed
boy plans on breaking up with girl for usual reasons. girl finds out,and thinks he is breaking up with her for pig-headed reasons. girl is pissed {being slightly missinformed}. girl breaks up with boyfriend. ripps up an anniversery card he made her and throws it at him. this is an example of what often happens when theres a break up. someone is usually cardfettied.
cardfettied by jalxyak May 18, 2011

Catfetti 

The delicate strands of loveliness that fall wherever a beloved pet pussycat decides to sleep. Catfetti can be identified for its uncanny ability to spread to places where a cat couldn't possibly have been: the dry cleaners', the gym or the office. Catfetti has a unique quality, in that it appears white when stuck to a dark surface, yet dark when it's stuck to your best white shirt.
Argh! My tuxedo's covered in catfetti! I don't even own a cat!
Catfetti by VHiley May 11, 2007

Carfenties 

Street slang for Carfentanyl, an opioid typically used to tranquilize large animals.

Is often laced in other drugs such as heroin to increase potency, but greatly increases risk of overdose. It is an analogue of fenties, but can be 100 times more toxic .
Always test your supply! Nowadays, drugs aren't only being contaminated with Fenties, but Carfenties, which pose an even higher health risk.
Carfenties by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

Catfetti 

When a cat loves shredding paper into tiny pieces which resembles confetti.
My cat tore my homework into catfetti!
Catfetti by bcknd June 7, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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