Literally "dick face"

The full phrase is "cara de mondá" where cara=face and mondá=dick (the accent over "á" indicates a stress at the end of the word; the stronger the stress and the wider you open your mouth, the greater the effect)

A curse used by the Caribbean people in Colombia. It has no real meaning whatsoever and, like almost all the curses in Colombian Caribbean, it is not insulting by itself but depending on the context and the tone used.

Friendly use:
Habla, caremondá (what's up, dick face)
Dile al caremondá ese que venga ya enseguida (tell that dick face to come now ASAP)

Insulting use:
¡Cuál es la malparida vaina tuya caremondá! (what's your fucking problem you dick face!)
¡Ven y dímelo en mi cara, CAREMONDÁ! (come and tell that to my face, DICK FACE!)

Caremondá by La Solitaria January 6, 2011

Health Careers High School

The closest thing that you will reach to hell on earth

Health Careers High School makes the rest of life seem like cake

Health Careers High School by halls freeman April 23, 2007

shit of my career

A landmark bowel movement, followed by a tremendous sense of relief.

"I just had the shit of my career," Amy said with a sly grin.

shit of my career by texasguy September 28, 2006

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026