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carde
The state when a person became the air you needed to survive. The state when a person became your only certainty and your home. The state when that person becomes the blood in your veins, the marrows in your bone, and the life force that keeps you alive. The state when a person became the reason you're breathing, your heart beating, and your mind thinking. The state of love when a person became your everything.
You're my carde in this world of uncertainty.
The love that I'm feeling for you is carde.
Even the time turns against us, even the fates forbid us, you will always be my carde.
The love that I'm feeling for you is carde.
Even the time turns against us, even the fates forbid us, you will always be my carde.
carde by Cardevil Lossier October 21, 2021
Australian Navy Cadets
The Australian Navy cadets are a group of Homosexual beings and cannot take a bloody joke. This has give them the nickname of “Anchor Wankers” as of there homosexual nature, they may think they are better than everyone else, but indeed they are not. Navy cadets are very aggressive and should not be approached without an F88 assault rifle. If scared they will flee back to their boats and cry to their petty officers.
Australian Navy Cadets by JoJo’s Dictionary May 7, 2019
johnny cade
the best greaser from s.e. hintons’ “the outsiders” he’s sixteen years old and abused/neglected by his parents, and targeted by the rich kids (socs). because of this, he’s extremely reserved and jumpy. johnny cade is a sweetheart who deserved better, but died in a church fire instead. also, you’ll probably fall in love with him because hes adorable, but hot as fuck. seriously, johnny cade is the best greaser out there.
person 1 - oh gosh man, i can’t talk to her, i’m too nervous
person 2 - just say hi or something!
person 1 - what if i fuck up?
person 2 - quit being a johnny cade and get your ass out there!
person 1 - ..well..okay
person 2 - just say hi or something!
person 1 - what if i fuck up?
person 2 - quit being a johnny cade and get your ass out there!
person 1 - ..well..okay
johnny cade by dumbbitchjuice April 22, 2019
johnny cade
A greaser from the book/movie called the outsiders.He dies after getting severe burns by saving kids from a burning church.Johnny was beaten at home and ignored.If you can imagine a dark puppy that's been kicked around too many times,you'll have Johnny Cade.
johnny cade by KylieWinston January 12, 2014
flesh cadet
Noun. slang term for penis. This term allows for unexpected and humorous innuendo. The word originates from the Minneapolis/St. Paul (Twin Cities) region of Minnesota and is know to have spread around the state. The use of this word is most common in the Twin Cities, Winona, and Duluth regions of the state.
His flesh cadet is at rigid attention and will be at the firing range soon.
In plain English, this means, "His penis is erect and is going to have a sexual encounter soon."
In plain English, this means, "His penis is erect and is going to have a sexual encounter soon."
flesh cadet by Abe Rego October 30, 2009
elevator calder
elevator calder by lightsforlou January 20, 2021
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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