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The act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your asscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. Very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. There is also a small chance to leave some Afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your asspubes.

To get back at my ex-girlfriend, I card swiped her phone.

Card Swipe by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011

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Card Swipe

the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack

like a hotel key or a credit card - Card Swipe

Card Swipe by HarryJewberry October 3, 2011

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card-swipe

To card-swipe is to hold something between your butt cheeks when your hands are full in the similar motion of swiping a credit card.

Jon: Here take this DVD, my hands are full.

Taylor: Just card-swipe it.

card-swipe by Jofin March 2, 2011

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Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

Colombian Card Swipe by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

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Finnish card-swipe

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.

fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.

Finnish card-swipe by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

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Dirty Credit Card Swipe

The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.

Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.

Dirty Credit Card Swipe by Tomato Head Ed November 8, 2008

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Credit Card Swipe

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money

Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.

Credit Card Swipe by chavo190 August 1, 2011

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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